steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
right?! It is literally the worst case scenario.
if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting
And yet, the requirement is still valid.
my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should
"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them." - JK Rowling
Share a Coke with Dean and Cas!
Sorry but how did a name like Castiel get on a coke can, i have nothing against it but all coke cans have names that look like they were copy and pasted from a 100 most popular baby names website
LET ME TELL YOU MY TALE OF WOE.
THERE WAS THIS FESTIVAL, OKAY. AND COKE-A-COLA WAS DOING A NEW COMMERCIAL THINGY, SO THEY HAD THESE MACHINES THAT YOU COULD CUSTOMIZE THE CAN TO SAY YOUR NAME.
HOWEVER, YOU ARE CORRECT. IF YOU HAD A UNIQUE NAME YOU HAD TO PROVIDE ID.
I’M SIXTEEN, I DON’T HAVE A DRIVER’S LICENSE AND I LEFT MY SCHOOL ID AT HOME. (NOT THAT IT WOULD’VE MATTERED, MY REAL NAME IS SOPHIA)
SO I’M LIKE, HECK YEAH, I’M GONNA MAKE CAS AND DEAN ONES. I GET UP THERE, PUT IN CASTIEL AND THE ALARM GOES OFF. THAT’S A WEIRD NAME.
LONG STORY SHORT, AFTER THIRTY MINUTES OF ARGUING WITH MANAGEMENT THAT MY NAME WAS IN FACT CASTIEL (and some help from my Aunt saying I was) THEY WERE LIKE, FINE.
AND SO I GOT TO PUT IT ON ANYWAY.
Also thanks to me, Castiel is now in the system
You have done the world a great service I salute you!
RTD Era Meme: 2/2 scenes that make you cry
Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour